Hello People!!!

How's the weather wherever you are? Is it cold and dusty as in the harmattan or snowing?

The year is two days old and some people have broken their New year resolutions. Lol

Did you make one? What's the latest news your end? Something is cooking watch out and

 its not the post and delete kind of news ohh

Welcome to your purposeful year of breaking all limits. May all our heart desires be fulfilled this year by Gods grace. Let us do more with random acts of kindness. Stay tuned to yourself!! HAPPY NEW YEAR AND DECADE

Cry from the heart...Is being a single mom a crime?
Yes I should have zipped it over three years ago but Kevin came into my life like a knight in shining armor with promises of forever and I fell like a pack of cards. Our families were aware of the relationship and were making plans for the introduction only to hear that his parents received revelation that I was bad luck for their son. It tore my heart to see him not fight for our love despite all our promises but strengthened my resolve to have my baby (and not murder her like he murdered my heart) when I found out that I was preggy. He left me, denied me and I had to have my sweet baby girl alone, work to care for her. I met Mikky who felt I was the one for him but he didn't want us living with my daughter after marriage. Imagine that!! love me only but not my child. I told him that if the reverse was the case that I would accept his child . I loved him but not without my child and had decided to zip it till he puts a ring on my finger. Why couldn't Mikky accept my angel along with me, a child needs her mom especially at this tender age. I want to ditch the relationship cos of my child but my heart also yearns for love and commitment. I need some matured advice or experiences please.

NYSC Palaver

Afolabi Ayomide:
"...This is Kebbi! Here we are being cheated. Despite the fact that the North is bigger, we don't get much Kopas. Corps members are usually mobilized in large numbers to other states! But here in the North? We don't even get up to half the number, of what the eastern or western states get. The North is bigger! Look at Kebbi! Only 1,678 corps members. States like Delta get up to 5000 kopas! Its quite unfortunate in this country. The North is bigger!
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Well, as many of you that are nursing thoughts of redeployment, please kill it! Kill it! We can't let you go! You are going no where! You have come to serve your country, and your country you must serve! Kebbi is peaceful! You people should stay with us. We assure you of electricity, good roads, water and food. Even adventure! You don't even know if it is God that sent you down here to make a difference. Stay with us! The only people allowed to redeploy are married women and people suffering from life threatening illnesses. If you come with a fake marriage certificate, that's your problem. We are going to write that your imaginary husband's surname on your NYSC certificate.
 Aside that, no stories. You're staying! Once again, I congratulate you on your mobilization, and I wish you the best." The NYSC state coordinator ended his speech.
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Ha! Aiye le o.😒 I turned to Maryam my friend.  "Babe, I no fit stay here o. I will just die. This is a farming state. No media house, nothing. My folks ain't too bothered. They say the state is peaceful. I've been heartbroken since I stepped foot in this Kebbi camp. Babe I fear North.😂."
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"Okay, this is what you will do. Never partake in any social activity, always act very sick and slow in the public eye, and most importantly, you have to start fainting." Maryam said.
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"Ha! Fainting bawo? 😦😦Noo I can't o."
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"Yes o babe. You must faint. I know you have a medical report that states you have internal cold and all that shit but it is not enough! This northerners are mean. They will screen you very  tightly! If you must leave Kebbi, you must act the part. When you get to the parade ground in the morning, faint. FIAM! Let Red cross coman carry you. If you do it 3 or 4 times, they will redeploy you. Just faint!" She explained. 😂😂
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That morning, at the parade ground. I was already prepared to faint. No makeup, no earrings, just my white on white. I was timing the whole thing. National anthem pass. NYSC anthem pass. Morning meditation pass. My friend signalled me." Oya! Babe, Now is the time. Fall to the ground!"😂😂😂
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Okay. I stretched my legs a bit for practice sake.😂 Then looked around to be sure no one was focusing on me. Just as I was about to fall into anointing, I heard a very loud cry directly at my back. "Ewoooo! Ewoooo! Chimoooo! I turned around to behold a kopa  in his thirties crashing to the ground. I was frightened. Hian!
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The Red cross team arrived immediately at the scene. Just as they were lifting Oga up to the stretcher, three ladies collapsed too. Maryam came to my line. "Babe collapse na. Join them! This is how you redeploy. Act this movie!" She whispered.
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I couldn't do it again.I had lost the urge. Especially as many other kopas in other platoons where now beginning to collapse too. I was actually feeling for the Red cross team. I pitied them. Especially the two small fine boys that had to carry one Aunty above their head. The old cargo was busy smiling down at us. She couldn't even act the film well. The boys were just suffering themselves.
Kai! Naijeriya!😂😂😂
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Maryam was furious with me. According to her, I messed up. Ordinary faint, I cannot faint. 😂😂I apologized and told her that these NYSC people are not fools. Besides, the way that man shouted was very frightening. Which wan is Ewoo!!! Ewooo!!! Chimooo!? Who faints like that? 😤😤😤Why didn't he just keep quiet and drop to the ground like his mates? I begged her to come up with another plan. She agreed.
We both joined the OBS. She was a presenter, I was a reporter.
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Swearing in ceremony was worse. Almost everybody was fainting for one reason or th

e other. Some fainted for redeployment sake, some needed to rest from too much standing under the scorching sun, While others just wanted to be given water to drink.😂😂😂😂
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As time went on, I discovered that joining the OBS was one of the greatest mistakes I'd ever made. It made me popular. My name became OBS on camp. Maryam too. Every zonal inspector wanted me to serve in his local government. I even got a marriage proposal from an Alhaji with four wives.😂😂
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When I noticed nothing was working, I changed plans, brought out my fake medical report and went for screening. By that time I don cram all the symptoms of internal cold, asthma and the drugs needed.😂😂😂
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I got to the hall in the afternoon. It was filled up. Almost everyone filed for redeployment. Majorly Igbos and Yorubas.😂 Coman see different medical reports. I see plenty diseases sote I taya!
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One Yoruba Aunty that was happily chewing groundnut and gisting with her friends, got to the screening stand and started shedding tears o. Azzin Widow-like tears o.See Nollywood!😂😂
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When they asked her what her problem was,  she said Kebbi has a lot of dust, and she has been exposed to dust since she arrived camp. So because of that, she finds breathing very difficult. She was like; "Ma please redeploy me. I Kent die now. Mi o fe kuuu"😂😂😂
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Funny enough, everybody pretended like they didn't know the aunty was lying. Some were like; " Ehyaaa! " Others even brought out handkerchiefs and began to form cry. One Igbo babe at the back screamed."Ndi Hausa bikonu. Are you people not seeing her cry? Hapunu ya aka ka onaba nu!  Service obu force? Please let us go na. Tufia!"😂
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Just then, one of the officers brought out an inhaler. He looked at Aunty. "You have asthma?" He asked.  "Yesah! " Aunty replied. 
"Okay, use this stuff." He handed her the inhaler. Aunty started panicking. "Eskiss me sah! I don't really like using inhalers. I prefer drugs. I don't even like this brand of inhaler sef."😂😂😂
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When Aunty saw how serious the screening officials were,  she collected the inhaler and started puffing it into her nose. "Ha! Is that how you do it?" One Oga shouted. Aunty held the inhaler and started thinking. She didn't know where to apply it. Whether na nose or mouth. So she started crying. She was confused. "Next person!" The officer in charge shouted.
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Aunty was angry. Oga tore her redeployment paper. She kept shouting as she was leaving the hall. " Emi! You people cannot keep me here o.  My God won't allow it? Olorun ma'je! Laye!"😂
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Well, to cut the long gist, one Igbo guy with very deep voice was called to the Stand. He didn't have anything. No medical report. Just one To-Whom-It-May-Concern letter. According to him, he has a spiritual problem which he was actually still curing at his village before he received his call up letter.
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"What is the nature of the sickness?" Oga asked. 
"Temporary madness Sir." He replied.
 "Ha! I don't believe you." Oga said.
" Oga ekuchagokwala'm. Na spiritual attack o" He replied.
"What did you say? And how does it occur? Like what are the symptoms? How often does it come?"
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"Oga I no know.  Today e go come, tomorrow e go go. Na wetin make me say make Una redeploy me. I fit dey teach for one school for here now, the thing go just start. Abeg redeploy me. I dey mad. I no wan kill anybody. My drug dey house."😂😂😂😂
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One kopa Doctor who was part of the team, walked up to the guy and was like " It  is a lie! You can work on it. It's just a matter of training. Bros you can control ...
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The Doctor never even talk finish, Kopa fire am slap come begin laugh like serious mad man.😂😂😂
The Doctor was  angry. "My friend are you mad? What is wrong with you? Are you ok... Kopa tear am another slap before him finish sentence sef. One of the officials came to intervene, Kopa fire that wan slap too.😂😂 Everybody shock. Nobody came close again.
They eventually managed to bundle Kopa away,  even as he kept laughing and forming madness. Very crazy guy!😂😂😂
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Finally, Kopa was redeployed to Enugu.
I was redeployed to Delta. Family re

scued me.
Maryam was redeployed to Ogun.
That man that fainted wasn't redeployed. He went to play ball and was caught. Asthmatic patients are supposed to avoid dust.😂😂
Please leave this one Nijeriya sontin 😒😒
 Everybody Shu goan serve in their state biko! Ees not funny!😂
The hustle for redeployment is real.😂
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From Chat forum

Who is sitting on this table?

This is more than shaking the table, it's broken🙆🏻🙆🏻🙆🏻
Excerpts from a viral video by Pastor Mrs Adefarasin
I don't know how people would wake up one Sunday morning and decide they would wear one trouser to church, are you going to the night club?🤷🏽‍♀🤷🏽‍♀ You would not wear that if you were going for a job interview because there's a certain decorum that is expected. May I educate you perhaps you are not aware; the house of God is a solemn place, a place where we come with a heart of worship. By their fruits, you shall know them. You may have come in as a battered prostitute and literally naked, for goodness sake take a look at the person sitting right and left to you, the word has borne fruit in them so we expect the same fruit in you. Why would you wear something when you are going up the stairs, you have to be covering everything, did you not know that you would climb stairs, did they tell you that this church is a one floor church.
She talked about all manner of dressings even in the air conditioned church. She informed the congregation that at home and holidays she dressed like happening babe. Pastor also told them that they can dress well, be attractive, sassy and clean about it. As you dress well to corporate office why not to church she asked.
When she mentioned that the  walking upandan every Sunday cannot get the ladies a husband, the crowd went gagas. You kidney me.😂😂 Hear her: it's simply a distraction to the people around you. Rhema word is coming and they put their hand to seize it and you start saying;  excuse me, excuse me, well excuse me to where? She told them that if there were at the embassy, they wouldn't dare leave anyhow or when stuck in traffic they can hold their bladder. She said that the walking about was a distraction and a disregard for the word of God unlike the orthodox churches that cordon off people when the preaching is going on.  She asked the men that if  ladies dress somehow and walk about to attract their attention and any man is tempted that won't they have a fling with her as a toy that she is and fling her out when done? The men responded in the affirmative. She reiterated that men like wife material and you can be his wife and chick at the same time as the man doesn't want to wonder that if this is how   the lady is advertising; how many are logging onto her website.
Haaaha, who is sitting on this broken table?

RIDDLE OF THE DAY

Let me see how fast you are......
THIS IS A small CHALLENGE 4 INTELLIGENT BRAINS:
The name of a country is hiding in the consecutive letters within a sentence.

For example, FRANCE is hiding in, the sentence
"The runners who lived at the top of the cliff ran centuries ago" . (clifF RAN CEenturies).

Find the name of the country hiding in the consecutive letters within these sentences.

1. You all must pay it back, or each of you will be in trouble.

2. Was Doctor Dolittle's favorite animal a glib yak?

3. A true optimist will never let hope rush away.

4. How often can a daydream come true?

5. Is there a health spa in this hotel?

6. They are going in diametrically opposite directions.

7. Is the county fair a nice place to visit?

8. The foot with which I lead is my left one.

9. He owns a ranch in Arizona.

10. The foods we deny ourselves are usually tasty.

Happy thinking!😜😃

Domesticated men aren't so attractive

According to a study in USA and Madrid, men who engaged in house work appeared less attractive to their partners. Woooow!!! but this  FB user Okolie Samuel ranted on his expectations that: 

There's this pregnant woman in my compound that I have not been seeing for the past few days.

Yesterday evening I saw her, she has given birth. Those few days I've not been seeing, she was actually in the hospital.

With all those complications that come with giving birth to a child, she was trying to do wash plates. You needed to see how she was struggling to bend down to wash.

I couldn't stand it, so I told her that she should try resting now not doing what she's doing now and she told me that she has no choice. 

I was touched by that reply and asked to leave the plates for me to wash. She insisted and I insisted too. Finally, she beckoned on one girl in my compound to wash the plates and I held my peace.

And when I look at the husband, he wasn't doing anything meaningful. 

Giving birth isn't an easy stuff and as such a woman deserves a very good rest after each birth. In fact, a vacation won't be a bad idea. What went out of her no be here. 

After 9 months of carrying a child with all the wahala that comes with it, you will not still rest after giving birth, no na. That's too bad. 

I can't imagine my Rose washing plates or the babies clothes after giving birth. I won't if allow her to do anything.

Ladies, don't marry a man who is not domesticated and isn't willing to learn. Your story is likely to be like this woman.

Men, learn to be domesticated. It's wickedness and sheered insensitivity to allow your pregnant wife to be stressing herself out in the kitchen cooking for you or doing chores or stressing herself out after birth.

If you can't do it, hire someone that can. A woman deserves a very good rest after pregnancy. Carrying pregnancy, giving birth is a whole lot of stuff. Let her rest.